Gates' "wisdom".

Hans Bauer bauerh at
Mon Jan 26 15:19:03 UTC 2009

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX),Bill Gates reportedly compared the 
computer industry with the auto industry and stated,
GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would
all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.'
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release 
GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving
cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part ):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........ Twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to 
buy a new car.
Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would
have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut
off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could
continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your
car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to
reinstall the engine.
Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only
five percent of the roads.
The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be
replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation'
warning light.
I love the next one!!!
7. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying.

Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and
refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle,
turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how
to drive all over again be- cause none of the controls would operate in
the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off
- I'd like to add that when all else fails, you could call 'customer
service' in some foreign country and be instructed in some foreign
language how to fix your car yourself!!!!

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