Mailinglijsten (Was: Hoe hpet=disable?)

[Amedee Van Gasse]

On Thu, August 9, 2007 10:41, Reijnen, Yaron wrote:

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> Een mail list systeem als dit is nu eenmaal niet perfect.

Het helpt wel als je hier en daar zinvol knipt.

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> weten (telefonisch of per mail). Verspreiding en/of
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Weet je wat ik grappig vind? Dit soort disclaimers in opnebare
mailinglijsten, die per definitie aan derden bekend gemaakt worden.

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