[ Ubuntu-BD ] 10 hilarious anti-Microsoft quotes :)

Hasin Hayder countdraculla at gmail.com
Tue Sep 9 18:42:04 BST 2008

to be honest I still think gill bates did a great job setting up microsoft
and distributing dos, windows and some other popular programs, or else you
will still be using macintosh so far, paying much much more as you are doign
now and i personally think linux will hardly be what it is today. so dont
hate microsoft but some of it's policy. and really, i wouldn't be me without
the help of a 'cracked windows' in the pc i used, in 1999. honest

and by the way i wonder, why people never say any such things against apple
:D - i am using it for last couple of months and mac is wonderful!


On Tue, Sep 9, 2008 at 11:29 PM, Omi Azad <me at omiazad.net> wrote:

> 1) People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear
> satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards,
> they install Windows.
> 2) The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.
> 3) In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
> 4) Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
> 5) MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only
> Fools Teenagers
> 6) Windows has detected you do not have a keyboard. Press 'F9" to continue.
> 7) Use The Best...
> Linux for Servers
> Mac for Graphics
> Palm for Mobility
> Windows for Solitaire
> 8) Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.
> 9) Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly.
> 10) ACs are like computers- Both work fine until you open Windows!
> Which is your favorite quote among these?
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