[ Ubuntu-BD ] 10 hilarious anti-Microsoft quotes :)

[Kazi Rahman]

you already said it hasin bhai... "wonderful" after using mac os/x for
couple of months & i said it too. it's the secret mantra of steve jobs.

people just use windows but wouldnt say "wonderful", they would just use it.
but i think windows are still the "people's os" what ever the crack or
without crack or a brand new one. does not matter.

very few would probably afford to use a macintosh. its not gonna be people's
os sooner.... its still the windows but what it would always miss is the
mantra what steve jobs does have.



On Tue, Sep 9, 2008 at 11:42 PM, Hasin Hayder <countdraculla at gmail.com>wrote:

> to be honest I still think gill bates did a great job setting up microsoft
> and distributing dos, windows and some other popular programs, or else you
> will still be using macintosh so far, paying much much more as you are
> doign
> now and i personally think linux will hardly be what it is today. so dont
> hate microsoft but some of it's policy. and really, i wouldn't be me
> without
> the help of a 'cracked windows' in the pc i used, in 1999. honest
>
> and by the way i wonder, why people never say any such things against apple
> :D - i am using it for last couple of months and mac is wonderful!
>
> :D
>
> On Tue, Sep 9, 2008 at 11:29 PM, Omi Azad <me at omiazad.net> wrote:
>
> > 1) People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear
> > satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards,
> > they install Windows.
> >
> > 2) The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.
> >
> > 3) In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
> >
> > 4) Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
> >
> > 5) MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only
> > Fools Teenagers
> >
> > 6) Windows has detected you do not have a keyboard. Press 'F9" to
> continue.
> >
> > 7) Use The Best...
> > Linux for Servers
> > Mac for Graphics
> > Palm for Mobility
> > Windows for Solitaire
> >
> > 8) Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.
> >
> > 9) Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly.
> >
> > 10) ACs are like computers- Both work fine until you open Windows!
> >
> > Which is your favorite quote among these?
> >
> >
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