[ Ubuntu-BD ] 10 hilarious anti-Microsoft quotes :)

[Omi Azad]

1) People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear 
satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, 
they install Windows.

2) The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.

3) In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

4) Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

5) MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only 
Fools Teenagers

6) Windows has detected you do not have a keyboard. Press 'F9" to continue.

7) Use The Best...
Linux for Servers
Mac for Graphics
Palm for Mobility
Windows for Solitaire

8) Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.

9) Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly.

10) ACs are like computers- Both work fine until you open Windows!

Which is your favorite quote among these?


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