How to be "polite"?

[Alexander Jacob Tsykin]

On Monday 11 September 2006 20:34, Joel Bryan Juliano wrote:
> Hello,
>
> I think I have a big attitude problem that really bothers me alot, I always
> get in trouble with people, for example, when relatives came, and when I
> said something to them, it'll be devastating, even if it's the first thing
> I said the whole day. I say things just for fun and expect them to laugh,
> not to piss people off. Just last month, I almost score with a girl, but I
> said some stupid remarks that made her put her clothes on, damn!! my ex's
> remember me as being a "dick or asshole", I even have a line with them when
> they said that, "Oh, being a dick isn't so bad, you see, there are three
> kinds of people, dick, pussies and assholes, pussy's think anything can get
> along, and dick just wanna f*ck all the time without thinking it through,
> and then you got your assholes chuck" conversation. I can't even end a
> conversation without being sarcastic or pessimistic! is it normal?
Maybe not, but that's quite a special line. I think I might remember it ;).

Sasha