Can't get apache started

[Kevin O'Gorman]

I've got apache running under xubuntu 12.04 32-bit, but I'm going to a
64-bit 13.04 since this machine can do it and it will help with a
project I'm about to start.

Unfortunately, my brief attempt to run apache on the 64-bit system has
failed.  Miserably.  I was hoping the install included at least
bare-bones functionality out of the box.  If it did that, I'm quite
sure I could migrate my configuration from the 32-bit setup.

I could not find helpful documentation on setting up apache; I need
something like a tutorial,
what I found was a list of the hundreds of things I might or might not
want to look at.

Symptoms:
[Sat Oct 12 06:21:08 2013] [notice] Apache/2.2.22 (Ubuntu) configured
-- resuming normal operations
[Sat Oct 12 06:21:10 2013] [notice] SIGUSR1 received.  Doing graceful restart
apache2: Could not reliably determine the server's fully qualified
domain name, using 127.0.1.1 for ServerName
[Sat Oct 12 06:21:10 2013] [notice] Apache/2.2.22 (Ubuntu)
mod_perl/2.0.7 Perl/v5.14.2 configured -- resuming normal operations
[Sat Oct 12 06:21:11 2013] [notice] child pid 7850 exit signal
Segmentation fault (11), possible coredump in /etc/apache2
[Sat Oct 12 06:21:12 2013] [notice] child pid 7866 exit signal
Segmentation fault (11), possible coredump in /etc/apache2
[Sat Oct 12 06:21:13 2013] [notice] child pid 7868 exit signal
Segmentation fault (11), possible coredump in /etc/apache2
[Sat Oct 12 06:21:14 2013] [notice] child pid 7870 exit signal
Segmentation fault (11), possible coredump in /etc/apache2

and so on forever.  There is no coredump in /etc/apache2

-- 
Kevin O'Gorman

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