<OT> Re: Explain to me again why Unity is so great...(Part II)

chris chevhq at gmail.com
Sun May 1 04:27:04 UTC 2011


On Sun, 2011-05-01 at 12:10 +0800, Goh Lip wrote:
> On 05/01/2011 11:34 AM, chris wrote:
> > <snip>
> >>> </SARCON>
> >>> What is next a Hello Kitty desktop on top of Unity?
> >>> <?SARCOFF>
> >>
> >> I filed a patent on that already... if it's got a kitty, kitten or a
> >> cat, pay me. :) Ric
> >
> >   Oh Oh, We got an international patent suit coming up.
> >
> > The crouched attack cat is the national emblem of Felixonia, an Island just north of here.
> > The kiwi
> >
> 
> 
> Paupers! I became a billionaire within the first 5 secs of filing my 
> patent on sex (including the bill clinton type, however much he denied 
> it did not fall into the definition - he paid up).
> 
> Assange paid triple.
> The pope.... shhhhhh.... paid himself.
> (ah... so much for the mustard seed)
> 
> 
> 

Ah yes, but Felixonia grows the only natural aphrodisiac known to the
human race, a closely guarded secret that is known only to the priests
of the CAT.  Guess what pharmaceutical company purchases the herb and
what religions use it.  :-) 
Nuff said.  Humph mustard seed indeed





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