off: here's a small news flash for MS Products Users

[Steve T]

On Jan 21, 2008 3:12 PM, andy baxter <andy at earthsong.free-online.co.uk> wrote:
> Or - 'we have been looking at your record and think you might benefit
> from attending our workplace productivity enhancement seminars... for
> your own benefit of course...' ;)
>
>
Or  (this is just funnin' now.  Don't take it seriously.) - "Ms.
Smith, during one of our routine biometric scans of you while you were
working, we noticed that you have just
a). become pregnant (will you be wanting time off in 9 months?)
b). gotten cancer (your health insurance has just been canceled)
c). contracted an STD (you should be more careful)

Also, while observing your facial features at work, we have found that
you are suffering from depression.  You are now on double secret
probation.  And while checking on your internet and phone usage at
your home, we have noticed that you are a
a) Liberal (you need to be more careful what you say about our President)
b) Conservative (you need to be more careful what you say about Liberals)
c) Moderate (your doing fine.  Keep up the good work.)


-- 
"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act!"
-- George Orwell (Eric Arthur Blair)