A shaggy vampire

[Cybe R. Wizard]

It happened in Seattle. Yes, it really did. It occurred in the land of 
Bill And The Evile Empire, and the telling of the tale is almost as bad 
as to original event – pure horror, pure terror.

It took an unlucky combination of people meeting together in one of the 
Microsoft executive suites. First, there were the Scotlanders recently 
responsible for the cloning of the sheep. In addition, the group was 
blessed with Chryler Motors ex-CEO, Lee Iococa, and with the famous 
vampire, Count Dracula.

Oh, the pain, oh the difficulty of setting this down. DNA was taken
from both Iococa and Drac and the DNAs were combined into the empty
ovum of a Microsoft executive. The fertilized ovum was implanted in a
conscripted volunteer, and after nine months, the conceptus came fully
to term.

Thus, it was born (gag, wretch), now we have the explanation —
AUTOEXEC.BAT.

Cybe R. Wizard
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