A shaggy vampire

[Michael Haney]

On Mon, Sep 20, 2010 at 11:54 AM, Cybe R. Wizard
<cybe_r_wizard at earthlink.net> wrote:
>
> It happened in Seattle. Yes, it really did. It occurred in the land of
> Bill And The Evile Empire, and the telling of the tale is almost as bad
> as to original event – pure horror, pure terror.
>
> It took an unlucky combination of people meeting together in one of the
> Microsoft executive suites. First, there were the Scotlanders recently
> responsible for the cloning of the sheep. In addition, the group was
> blessed with Chryler Motors ex-CEO, Lee Iococa, and with the famous
> vampire, Count Dracula.
>
> Oh, the pain, oh the difficulty of setting this down. DNA was taken
> from both Iococa and Drac and the DNAs were combined into the empty
> ovum of a Microsoft executive. The fertilized ovum was implanted in a
> conscripted volunteer, and after nine months, the conceptus came fully
> to term.
>
> Thus, it was born (gag, wretch), now we have the explanation —
> AUTOEXEC.BAT.
>

LMAOROFL!!!!!!!

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