More than half of Windows machines are INFECTED with malware

[David Gerard]

Just posted! http://notnews.today.com/2009/10/06/microsoft-windows-beats-all-in-security-tests/
I suppose I should write up one from the Chinese fake moon landing
thread ...


YESLER WAY, Seattle, Monday (NNGadget) — Microsoft Windows has once
again trounced all comers in security, with a recent survey showing
59% of all Windows machines on the Internet being infected with
malware and under the control of botnets. Malware rose 15% just from
August to September this year.

Windows users continued to be stupidly complacent Typhoid Marys,
telling Mac and Linux users that they were every bit as susceptible to
viruses and Trojans, despite the Windows:Mac:Linux virus proportions
in the wild continuing at approximately 100%:0%:0% for the fifteenth
year in a row, and pumping out gigabytes of spam and denial-of-service
attacks from their thoroughly 0wn3d computing cesspits.

“The truth is out,” said Steve Ballmer, taing care not to wash his
hands when preparing the food for his Windows 7 House Party. “Mac and
Linux users are just too pussy for viruses. Gotta keep your immune
system up! What are you, some sort of faggot? Too artsy or nerdy for
MANLY food?”

The time on the digital clock behind him changed at random as he
foamed slightly at the mouth. “Windows — we’re NUMBER ONE! And here
you were saying Windows was a load of ‘number two.’”


- d.