More than half of Windows machines are INFECTED with malware

[Edward Craig]

On Tue, Oct 6, 2009 at 5:21 PM, David Gerard <dgerard at gmail.com> wrote:
> Just posted! http://notnews.today.com/2009/10/06/microsoft-windows-beats-all-in-security-tests/
> I suppose I should write up one from the Chinese fake moon landing
> thread ...
>
>
> YESLER WAY, Seattle, Monday (NNGadget) — Microsoft Windows has once
> again trounced all comers in security, with a recent survey showing
> 59% of all Windows machines on the Internet being infected with
> malware and under the control of botnets. Malware rose 15% just from
> August to September this year.
>
> Windows users continued to be stupidly complacent Typhoid Marys,
> telling Mac and Linux users that they were every bit as susceptible to
> viruses and Trojans, despite the Windows:Mac:Linux virus proportions
> in the wild continuing at approximately 100%:0%:0% for the fifteenth
> year in a row, and pumping out gigabytes of spam and denial-of-service
> attacks from their thoroughly 0wn3d computing cesspits.
>
> “The truth is out,” said Steve Ballmer, taing care not to wash his
> hands when preparing the food for his Windows 7 House Party. “Mac and
> Linux users are just too pussy for viruses. Gotta keep your immune
> system up! What are you, some sort of faggot? Too artsy or nerdy for
> MANLY food?”
>
> The time on the digital clock behind him changed at random as he
> foamed slightly at the mouth. “Windows — we’re NUMBER ONE! And here
> you were saying Windows was a load of ‘number two.’”
>
>
> - d.
>
So it' s Linux's fault that it's incompatible with malware.
Somehow I'm not missing the lack.


-- 
Edward P. Craig
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