KDE warning that scripts are running slowly

Dotan Cohen dotancohen at gmail.com
Fri Nov 23 17:38:29 UTC 2007


On 23/11/2007, Derek Broughton <news at pointerstop.ca> wrote:
> Donn wrote:
>
> >> I got rid of the applet too, but I'm still stuck with my wife's little
> >> yappy dog.
> >
> > Not that I advocate misogyny, but as far as little dogs go, Tom Waits has
> > an answer (of sorts):
> > "One night Frank was on his way home
> > from work, stopped at the liquor store,
> > picked up a couple Mickey's Big Mouths
> > drank 'em in the car on his way
> > to the Shell station, he got a gallon of
> > gas in a can, drove home, doused
> > everything in the house, torched it,
> > parked across the street, laughing,
> > watching it burn, all Halloween
> > orange and chimney red then
> > Frank put on a top forty station
> > got on the Hollywood Freeway
> > headed north
> > Never could stand that dog."
>
> I'm never going to understand how a guy who can write that could have
> written "The Brier and the Rose"...
>
> For a less drastic solution, try obedience classes.  Most yappy dogs can be
> trained out of it.

Or cyanide. Or backing up without looking.

Seriously, though, if the dog is otherwise well trained, he should be
able to shut up on command easily. Whenever he yelps, hold his mouth
shut with one hand and say firmly "quiet". If you can catch the mouth
in a startling manner then this will work quicker. I always allow
Gili, out otherwise very obidient mutt, to bark as she does so
infrequently. When we were at the mother in law's place, I had her
shutting up on command within a few hours.

Or simply try KDogControl -> Options -> Sounds and uncheck all that
apply (barking, yelping, whining, begging, growling).

Dotan Cohen

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