confirm 41a46f119471dd02bf02099ae538bf62a6b66d80

Laurent laurent.asorne at
Sun Jun 3 09:21:28 BST 2007

On Sunday, 03 June 2007 10:14:24 Farid Ansari wrote:
> On 6/3/07, Michael W. Holdeman <lists at> wrote:
> > On Saturday 02 June 2007 04:00:02 am
> > kubuntu-users-request at
> >
> > wrote:
> > > Your membership in the mailing list kubuntu-users has been disabled
> > > due to excessive bounces The last bounce received from you was dated
> > > 26-May-2007.  You will not get any more messages from this list until
> > > you re-enable your membership.  You will receive 2 more reminders like
> > > this before your membership in the list is deleted.
> > >
> > > To re-enable your membership, you can simply respond to this message
> > > (leaving the Subject: line intact), or visit the confirmation page at
> >
> >
> >02
> >
> > >099ae538bf62a6b66d80
> > >
> > >
> > > You can also visit your membership page at
> >
Ahem! I think this doesn't belong here!!!! 


> >
> >
> > > On your membership page, you can change various delivery options such
> > > as your email address and whether you get digests or not.  As a
> > > reminder, your membership password is
> > >
> > >     chief1
> > >
> > > If you have any questions or problems, you can contact the list owner
> > > at
> > >
> > >     kubuntu-users-owner at
> >
> > --
> > kubuntu-users mailing list
> > kubuntu-users at
> > Modify settings or unsubscribe at:
> >

Q:	How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:	Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the
party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith
agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed
from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed
upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of
the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, 
at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of
the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the
second part and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the
	The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be
limited to, the following.  The party of the first part shall, with or without
elevation at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder or any other
means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part and rotate the party
of the second part in a counter-clockwise direction, this point being tendered
non-negotiable.  Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part
becomes fully detached from the receptacle, the party of the first part shall
have the option of disposing of the party of the second part in a manner
consistent with all relevant and applicable local, state and federal statutes.
Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part
shall have the option of beginning installation.  Aforesaid installation shall
occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in
step one of this self-same document, being careful to note that the rotation
should occur in a clockwise direction, this point also being non-negotiable.
The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the
first part, by any or all agents authorized by him, the objective being to
produce the most possible revenue for the Partnership.

More information about the kubuntu-users mailing list