<br><br><div><span class="gmail_quote">On 1/30/07, <b class="gmail_sendername">Chris Gilland</b> <<a href="mailto:clgilland07@carolina.rr.com">clgilland07@carolina.rr.com</a>> wrote:</span><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"> <div bgcolor="#ffffff"> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">What's wrong with it. We all know if you do whois microsoft you'll get returned a statement that says: Linux returned the followwing information about "microsoft"</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2"></font> </div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2"></font> </div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">Microsoft: </font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2"></font> </div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">Deffinition: Are you sure you don't mean Micro cough?</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2"></font> </div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2"></font> </div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">ROFL! Sorry, I couldn't resist.</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2"></font> </div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2"></font> </div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">Chris.</font></div> <blockquote style="border-left: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 5px; margin-left: 5px; margin-right: 0px;"><div><span class="e" id="q_11074771658ba6de_1"> <div style="font-family: arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 10pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">----- Original Message ----- </div> <div style="background: rgb(228, 228, 228) none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; font-family: arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 10pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> <b>From:</b> <a title="vramnum10@gmail.com" href="mailto:vramnum10@gmail.com" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)">User Iam</a> </div> <div style="font-family: arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 10pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"><b>To:</b> <a title="ubuntu-users@lists.ubuntu.com" href="mailto:ubuntu-users@lists.ubuntu.com" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"> Ubuntu user technical support, not for general discussions</a> </div> <div style="font-family: arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 10pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"><b>Sent:</b> Tuesday, January 30, 2007 2:06 PM</div> <div style="font-family: arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 10pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"><b>Subject:</b> whois microsoft</div> <div><br></div>When are they going to fix the whois data base??<br><br>User Iam<br> </span></div><p> </p><hr> <p></p>-- <br><br><p></p></blockquote></div> <br>--</blockquote><div><br><br><br>This is what I get<br><br><br><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="4"><br>WHOIS information for: <b><font color="blue"><a href="http://microsoft.com">microsoft.com </a></font></b>:<br></font><pre>[<a href="http://whois.crsnic.net">whois.crsnic.net</a>]<br><br>Whois Server Version 2.0<br><br>Domain names in the .com and .net domains can now be registered<br>with many different competing registrars. 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