<OT> Re: Unity ROCKS not!!!

[Ric Moore]

On Wed, 2011-05-11 at 16:26 -0700, Robert Holtzman wrote: 
> On Wed, May 11, 2011 at 12:49:38AM -0400, Ric Moore wrote:
> > On Tue, 2011-05-10 at 21:27 -0700, Robert Holtzman wrote:
> 
>            ........snip......
> > > 
> > > Take a tip: Don't get old. When you hit 60 screw a .45 in your ear and
> > > let it rip.
> > 
> > You're two years too late. Once I punched past 60, it all fell apart on
> > me. Too many years of riotous living, I suppose. <cackles> Worked hard,
> > played hard, it all finally caught up with me. What I really need is for
> > a bagpiper to wail away in some bar for me to get into a really good
> > fist-fight and go down bleeding like a true Scot. Beaten, bruised and
> > passed out. Then I could claim S.S disability and get paid. Gotta find
> > the silver lining to this cloud. My claim for disability based on
> > diabetes, blackening toes and blood clots ain't dead enough for 'em.
> > <chuckles> Ric
> 
> Since you live on that side of the pond, forget the .45. You're not
> allowed to have them. Might kill a bunch of people don'tchaknow. Guess
> you'll have to use a dirk. It'll hurt like hell though.

Oh, I live in the remote jungles of southern Virginia. Home to hungry
ticks and chiggers and my running battle to live better through
chemistry to kill them all. The really GOOD stuff is expensive! The EPA
did a good thing. After 3 days being mixed with water, the stuff just
dissipates. That's enough time to kill the biters, but it doesn't
linger.  

I don't have the guts to poke a dirk into my ear, but I do count myself
as an Scot-Irish. If I go on my own accord, it'll be with electricity.
They call me "sparky" for my tolerance of the juice. When I was a child
I used to stick paper clips into wall sockets just to get jazzed. Maybe
I need to see if that will blow out the blood clots now? I'll fire up
some bagpipe music first, and bite my lip. :) Ric

-- 
My father, Victor Moore (Vic) used to say:
"There are two Great Sins in the world...
..the Sin of Ignorance, and the Sin of Stupidity.
Only the former may be overcome." R.I.P. Dad.
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