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[Ric Moore]

On Thu, 2010-07-29 at 06:11 +1000, Stephen Michael Kuhn wrote:
> On Thu, 29 Jul 2010 02:35:14 am Dave Woyciesjes wrote:
> > On 07/26/2010 08:45 PM, Robert Holtzman wrote:
> > > On Mon, Jul 26, 2010 at 02:42:02PM -0400, Dave Woyciesjes wrote:
> > >>> On Sun, 2010-07-25 at 12:54 -0700, Robert Holtzman wrote:
> > >              .........snip............
> > >>>>    
> > >>>>    12:50:07 up 44 min,  4 users,  load average: 0.10, 0.18, 0.36
> > >>>> 
> > >>>> 4 users???!!! Can someone clarify this for me?
> > >> 	
> > >> 	Hrmmm, ghost? Methinks it's time to don your tinfoil.  Any dark 
> colored
> > >> 
> > >> helicopters in your vicinity?
> > > 
> > > No, but the voices are getting louder.
> > 
> > Robert - Hmmm, that symptom sounds familiar... Every hang around the
> > Mandrake mailing lists?
> 
> Even being NEAR a Mandrake/Mandriva mailing list could cause this issue, along 
> with the black ops chops on silent mode sitting pretty behind that neighbour's 
> house down the street.
> 
> What I find stranger still is this mysterious 44 minutes. What's that? 44 
> minutes? There's a message to be deciphered in that.

I bet he's secretly upside-down, too. I can usually tell. I could tell
you about the 44 minutes, but you don't want to know that it takes the
NSA 44 minutes to sound the alarms and release the German Shepherds. You
didn't want to know that and I shouldn't have told you. You're on your
own now. :o Ric