My 1st October update: what to expect?

[Christopher Chan]

thomas wrote:
> If there is a failure the computer won't work. How can one
> seek help?
>   


First make friends with a Linux guru?

Pay Canonical for support?

Use another computer and beg on a mailing list?

Use another computer and make threats on a mailing list?

Fly an expert in from overseas?

...ah, my imagination has exhausted itself.