Win98 -- all kidding aside

[Jimmy Montague]

Wow, Cybe R. Wizard! You are some piece of work! You got me pegged, boy!
Bill Gates pays me millions yearly to come here and complain about
floppy drives. Next week I'm slated to butt into a MacIntosh forum and
gripe about green Apples. And the week after that -- oh, well, I won't
tell now what I'm supposed to do for the Hezbollah terrorist network.

But I'll help you investigate because I'm a staight-up guy. My REAL NAME
is Jimmy Montague. I write what I think about whatever I happen to be
thinking about. I run a blog at http://cyanidehole.com (which isn't
working at the moment but will be fully functional again late next
week). I really am an ex-Marine who really lives in Troy Mills, Iowa,
which is a town of about 100 people. I won't give you my address online,
but if you come here and ask around, you can find me easily enough.

Now I'm sure you're a straight-up guy, too. Everybody knows somebody who
has a name like Cybe R. Wizard, right? Aren't you the guy who lives next
door to Wile E. Coyote? So tell us all, you twisted, nasty, paranoid
little dweeb: what kind of lowlife chickenshit feels the need to hide
behind an alias while he smears people he knows nothing about? I'd be
interested to know but I won't hold my breath while I wait for you to
bare the details of your own miserable life and what sort of sneaky
filth you get up to when you think nobody's looking.

I got NOTHING to hide. Now you tell us all what's your problem.

Jimmy

On Thu, 2008-07-31 at 20:36 -0500, Cybe R. Wizard wrote:

a whole lot of crap and finished up with:

> Does anyone else sense a M$ troll?
> 
> Cybe R. Wizard
> -- 
> Linux User # 126326
> Ubuntu User # 2136
>