Paint it pink, attach wings to it, drop it into a goldfish bowl and then send it to the Tate Modern with accompanying literature saying that it is a testiment to trapped flying pigs in 21st century society.<br><br>Before you know it you'll be being interviewed by The Observer and hailed as the most exciting thing to hit the UK art scene this millenium.<br>
<br>Failing that stick it in a USB caddy and use it for backups - but that is *so* 1999.<br><br>Sean<br>