[ubuntu-uk] help Ubuntu/freesoftwareize the third season of the IT crowd!

[Alan Pope]

On Thu, Sep 04, 2008 at 12:11:54PM +0100, John Levin wrote:
> Sean Miller wrote:
> > Sounds great fun!
> > 
> > Can we ensure they portray a relatively positive image of
> > Ubuntu/Linux, or doesn't it matter?
> > 
> 
> *cough* So what would the Ubuntu equivalent of "Have you tried turning 
> it off then turning it on again?" be?
> 
> Perhaps, 'Have you tried sudo apt-get upgrade -f ?'
> 

"have you tried control alt backspace"?
"have you tried SysRq-REISUB?"
"is this because you used automatix?"
"have you tried in #ubuntu on the irc?"
"yeah, that doesn't work yet."
"you bought the wrong printer"
"using a non-free driver? tsk!"
"you need to recompile your kernel for that"
"panel icons moved? known bug"

Cheers,
Al.