[ubuntu-uk] For 'women' read 'newbs'

[TheVeech]

A man was riding his motorcycle along a beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said: 'Because
you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish.' 

The biker pulled over and said: 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over any time I want.' 

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! 

'It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it
is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.' 

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I
wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she
feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
and how I can make a woman truly happy.' 

The Lord replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'