<html><body><div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:HelveticaNeue, Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;font-size:8pt"><div>What is the plural for OS anyway? Fancy an easy 'dress to remember? Surely the best kind of email?</div><div>Alexander Richard, my initials. Smart Alec / Clever Dick. No wonder I changed my name by deed pollish! ;) 8) %)</div><div><br></div><div>Alexander Richard, the names on my birth certificate.</div><div>Followed by man, as in woman.</div><div>I as in I am</div><div>PM for Prime Minister.</div><div><br></div><div>Simples, I am a man called Alexander Richard... </div><div><br></div><div>VOTE ARMANI! Prime Minister... Vote for me, and I'll buy you a pint! Buy your vote for a pint? Monster Raving Loony Party Candidate for the next election; the idea, is that all the numpties will vote for me cos of my surname. Me, I got two votes last year, and two postal ones also. I had to explain the alternative voting system and everything to the poor lass to get that. I didn't have time to research all the candidates though, so I just voted for the ones with female names! Also, I pulled the conservative candidate at the polling station right at the last minute before it closed<span style="font-size: 8pt;">. I'm sorry I have togo now it's nearly closing wearing the purple dress; same colour as my starsign Amethyst / Pisces ThatIs. Hi she said to me, I'm a 4o year old Scarborian. Excellent I replied, are you single? ;) 8) %) VOTE ARMANI!</span></div><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 8pt; font-family: HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: normal;"><span style="font-size: 8pt;"><br></span></div><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 10.666666984558105px; font-family: HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: normal;"><span style="font-size: 8pt;">Or as we say in my country, vote early, and vote often... ;) 8) %) </span></div><div>Only messin' ;) You know, Messing around, Having a laugh, Duck King about, PLAYING!</div><div><br></div><div>Prime! ;) 8) %) ThatIs my knew word for 2,o14 AD PRIME!</div><div><br></div><div>The whole point of an email is something that's easy to remember right. Sure, for example, Alex.MacLennan_29_February_1976@Armani.PM {it's case sensitive to get through the filters on my machines} tells you everything you need to know, but how to remember that? Especially if you've not got a pen handy when you're in the club, and have had a couple of refreshing beers after a hard days work. ;) 8) %)</div><div><br></div><div>Simples, just email me, with the bit you want before the @ and everything sent to that address will be automatically forwarded to an email 'dress of your choice. It doesn't even go through my machine so zero latency insured! ;) 8) %)</div><div><br></div><div></div><div>Cheers & Beers, from Alex & Amy.xx</div><div></div><div> <span style="font-size: 8pt;">-- </span></div><div> Alex @ Armani.PM</div><div>Www.Armani.PM <br>tB.xx</div></div></body></html>