[Bug 1] Re: Microsoft has a majority market share

Alfred J.Tims t1nt1n at linuxmail.org
Sun Mar 9 14:40:09 UTC 2008


Bug's can mutate into cannibals according to biotechnological research !

This is exactly what is happening in one of the strongholds(incubators)
of Microsoft - Finland (incidentally, also the birthplace of the
GNU/Linux kernel). Frantic measures are being taken by both Microsoft
and it's stooges in Finland to try and curb this mutant behaviour of the
bug they have been breeding.

The Finnish Prime Minister Mr.Vanhanen was recently on a crash visit to
Redmond,WA to meet Mr.Gates, who gifted 'him' a special version of
Windows for use in schools and colleges, to enhance 'innovation' as
usual ! In reality the gift was intended to keep those thoroughly
disappointed with the mutant(VISTA) at bay. Much to Mr.Vanhanen's regret
he has come under fire from more educated people in Finnish society -
who say that he has swallowed a fishing-hook.

Further, a leading Finnish bank SAMPO got it's fingers bitten and bleeding by this mutant bug, and decided to fall back on using WindowsXP again. Even if it has been proven to lack security and stability - at least it won't bite their fingers(so they think) !
Wish they educated themselves about Ubuntu, it is free after all !  

We are drawing closer my fellow Ubunteros to exterminating this bug.
Keep faith, watch our flanks, and keep that torch that 'sabdfl' lit -
waving high !

Freedom is our right, and we will have it !!!

Long live  Ubuntu.

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Microsoft has a majority market share
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