Upstart helpers (abstract jobs and event aliases) for Oneiric

[Serge Hallyn]

Quoting James Hunt (james.hunt at ubuntu.com):
> ==== Personal Preference ====
> 
> Although it looks rather ugly, my preference is currently for Option 2
> primarily since it would be quick and easy to modify the single source

I agree.  It may "look rather ugly" in implementation, but conceptually
it's very nice.

-serge