Maikrosoft "Smile!" sponsorship agreement

[Savvas Radevic]

 Recently, in a private discussion with the Maikrosoft(R) Public
Relations group, we have decided for ubuntu-cy to be sponsored by
Maikrosoft(R) in exchange to promote to all of our members and Ubuntu
users the wonderful line of Maikrosoft(R)(I)(C)(H) "Smile!"(R)
products. As of today, all ubuntu-cy members will have an
@maikrosoft.com.cy email if they are willing to provide community
support for "Smile!" products.
 We hope that none of you is offended by this action and that a lot of
people will happily take care of the community work our dear sponsor,
Maikrosoft(R) is providing for us.

Q: What is "Smile!"?
A: "Smile!" is the whole new line of products that Maikrosoft intends
to use. Its processor is based entirely on leeches, the all-famous
"live chip" for biological computing and bio-cybernetics:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biologically-inspired_computing
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_cybernetics

It can have speeds of up to 10Ghz and an amazing boot-up loading time
of only ONE SECOND!

Q: Wow!! That's awesome! But are these leeches... really alive? How do
they keep on living?
A: Basically, you have to give 10ml of blood or empty a can of beer
for the whole system to operate. But that's just a minor detail,
you'll have 10GHz of speed for a few millilitres of your blood/beer.
This was the prototype:
http://tinyurl.com/ctzhh4
..and this is the real thing:
http://tinyurl.com/d6ktaj

Q: So what is actually Maikrosoft sponsoring?
A: The list: http://lists.ubuntu.com - now it's hosted on Maikrosoft
"Smile!" 98.
    The site: http://www.ubuntucy.org - also hosted on Maikrosoft
"Smile!" 98 Service Pack 100.
    The writer: The house, the car, the phone, the laptop.

Q: I'm an ubuntu-cy member and a subscriber of this mailing list. What
do I have to do?
A: Just continue what you were doing before. I get the fancy car, you
get to do the leg work. :-)

Maikrosoft and "Smile!" are respected trademarks of the Maikrosoft
corporation. I am not affiliated nor related to Maikrosoft in any way.

P.S. This email is sent to promote the "Smile!" application, if you
didn't understand it yet:
- Please see:
http://bit.ly/8XNbL
http://bit.ly/LW64Z
- Please read:
http://bit.ly/98jj3