[Ubuntu-be] Can someone send me a "TUX" Penguin for my laptop?
glennsouth
fa036236 at skynet.be
Fri Jan 18 14:28:37 GMT 2008
Hi guys,
Not a priority, but would be cool to have, while I am working at work,
building an EMPIRE....SEMPER FI! ALL THE WAY! Adapt. Improvise,
Overcome! Rangers! First in, LAST out! Seals: OO00OO0000oooo<----bubbles
from face masks after dropping 30,000 feet.
and now for a little humor:
Special Forces
A US Army grunt stands in the rain after marching 12 miles with a
35-pound pack on his back and says, "God, this is shit."
A US Army Airborne grunt stands in the rain after jumping from an
airplane and marching 18 miles with a 45-pound pack on his back and says
with a smile, "God, this is the shit."
A US Army Airborne Ranger lies in the mud after jumping from an airplane
into a swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy with a
55-pound pack on his back and says with a grin, "God, I love this
shit!"
A US Special Forces Green Beret kneels in the stinking mud of a swamp
with a 65-pound pack on his back after jumping from an airplane into the
ocean, swimming 10 miles to the swamp and crawling 30 miles through the
brush to assault the enemy camp and says with a passionate snarl, "God,
give me some more of this shit!"
A Belgium Air Force recruit sits in an easy chair in his
air-conditioned, carpeted quarters and says, "The cable's out? What kind
of shit is this?"
Have fun this weekend
Glenn South
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