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style="color: black;">SENIOR TEXTING &
EMAILING CODES </span></div>
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style="color: black;">Since more and more Seniors
are texting, tweeting & emailing there appears
to be a need for a <br>
Senior Texting Code. If you qualify for Senior
Discounts this is the code for you.</span></div>
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style="color: black;"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Please
pass this on to your children and
Grandchildren so they can understand your
texts. <br>
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ATD: At The Doctor's <br>
BFF: Best Friend Farted<br>
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair<br>
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth <br>
CBM: Covered By Medicare <br>
CGU: Can't get up <br>
CGIP: Can't get IT up<br>
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center <br>
DWI: Driving While Incontinent <br>
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers <br>
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was<br>
FYI: Found Your Insulin <br>
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! <br>
GHA: Got Heartburn Again <br>
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement <br>
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?<br>
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out <br>
LOL: Living On Lipitor<br>
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On <br>
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner<br>
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. <br>
PIMP: Pooped in my pants <br>
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And
Can't Get Up <br>
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop <br>
TTYL: Talk To You Louder <br>
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? <br>
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again <br>
WTP: Where's The Prunes? <br>
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil <br>
GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)</span></div>
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"Opinions are like assholes - everyone has one."
Inspector "Dirty Harry" Callahan
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