A Parrot That Knows LINUX

[Fred A. Miller]

A man went to buy a parrot.  The pet shop owner pointed out three
identical parrots and said, "The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars."

"Why does that parrot cost so much?" the man wondered.

The owner replied, "Well, it knows how to use a computer."

The man asked about the next parrot.

"That one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other
parrot can do, plus it knows how to use the LINUX operating system."

Naturally, the startled customer asked about the third parrot.

"That one costs 2,000 dollars."

"And what does that one do?" the man asked.

The owner replied, "To be honest, I've never seen him do a thing, but the
other two call him Boss."

-- 
"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not."
Thomas Jefferson

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