[lubuntu-users] How to display all boot msgs during boot

[Harry Putnam]

Ralf Mardorf <ralf.mardorf at alice-dsl.net>
writes:
> I like to listen to Donald Trump a lot. English isn't my native
> language, so I unfortunately still need to learn how to speak
> English less broken than I do it now. In the past it was done by books
> for children, teaching short sentences with less vocabulary, such as "my
> name is Tim", "I'm Peggy", "how are you Peggy" ... nowadays the POTUS
> does help a lot, I don't need the children learning books anymore.
> Mr. Trump's intention is just to help making English a more wide spread
> universal language. Don't be unfair! All he does is a great job!

Trump does not actually speak english.  He speaks an archaic 13th
century form of german spoken only in and around what is now called
Kallstadt in Germany.

You have to look really close to see it, but Donald actually wears an
interpreter implanted in his mouth that converts the archaic German to
modern english.  It's set to add lots of superlatives.

Instead of listening to him, you could just buy an interpreter like
his but you'd have to get him to tell you where he got it.  It's
highly secret information and I probably shouldn't  have mentioned it.