Dear Santa

[Donn]

Dear Billie,
 You have been a very very naughty boy. Don't mess with me, I know it all - 
all that fiddling with bits by touch and fsck and finger ... 

 I can't provide you with your gifts when you behave so ... naughtilly. 
Really, even my elves blush when they ssh | grep Billie history on your 
activities.

You will have to live with KDE the way it is and I'll see to it that you get 
the buggy versions - because all the repos route via Santa HQ.

Yours,
The Klaws in KDE

:D

Sorry, I'm just kidding.

Merry Mythmas all.
\d